Deranged Ramblings

It’s Jeff Davis, isn’t it? Jeff Davis is the Benefactor.


Maybe I missed it, but was Peter Hale not on the list at all?

(I’m also a little disappointed by what the third keycode was and the fact that Stiles wasn’t on the list. There goes any revenge theories I had)


I feel ya, Scott. I’d keep the money too.

posted 22 hours ago

Oh god, the “Orphaned” episode airs tonight?? The episode where speculation is that a certain character could be losing a parent (& we’re all hoping it’s not going to happen)?

I don’t think I’m ready for this…

posted 23 hours ago

You were my Beta first, Scott… It was my bite that changed your life… And my bite that can end it….

I’m so happy that we finally get to see his beta-form.


carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

50 Shades of Bullshit


Mom: There’s a family get-together coming up. You should come. Your cousins want to hang out with you.
Me: Why would they want to do that?
Mom: Well, you’ve always been the youngest, but you’re an adult now. They probably don’t feel like they really know you.
Me: *thinking about exactly how much they don’t really know me* There’s this game I could bring. It’s called Cards Against Humanity…
Mom: Sounds like fun. You should bring it.
Me: …Yes… Yes I will.


So I get to wear a heart monitor for the next 24 hours!

And I’ve come to a sort of realization, that I think my heart has performance anxiety. Like, if I ignore my heart, just don’t pay it any mind, aside from a little murmur, my heart beats just fine, but as soon as I start thinking about my heart, or if a doctor or nurse pays any attention to my heart, suddenly my heart’s just like: Oh god, I must be doing this wrong. I’m gonna freak out now.

And the doctors are always like: Wow, are you nervous?

But I’m not. I don’t even feel a little nervous, because I’ve done all these tests before. There’s nothing that I’m nervous about, but my heart seems to disagree.

(also, it’s too bad there’s not a new Teen Wolf tonight, because I’d have to wonder if my doctor would look at my results and be like: Woah, wtf was going on at 10:40pm?) 


c-lana:

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It’s in order of how much one’s worth from high to low.

Bold names = characters we know
Red = dead

Notable:

  • Names that aren’t on the list (yet): Malia, Peter and Liam

  • Scott still is “The hot girl” with 25M behind his name (It’s not really fun to be the hot girl in…

daunt:

no • gi • tsu • ne
the Dark kitsune, Void kitsune are the second of the ‘High’ kitsune. Where Celestial kitsune are myobu, void kitsune are nogitsune.

Finally reworked and polished up one of my older works for Stiles Appreciation Day!