Deranged Ramblings


Job interviewer: And what are your salary expectations?

Me:


When I bought my car used back in 2010, it was only 2 years old (a 2008 model) and had 50K miles on it already. At the time when I bought it, this didn’t strike me as odd because I’d never owned a car before — but now here we are 4 years later, and I myself have only added about an extra 16K miles on it. Driving from the West Coast of America to the East Coast, as I’ve found in my travels, is only about 3K miles if you don’t make too many detours.

So I guess my question is… what the fuck was the previous owner of my car doing with it to rack up 50K miles in only 2 years of ownership?? Seriously, what the hell? I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if there was something illegal involved. I did buy it in Los Angeles after all…


"His username is Bucky. His password is also Bucky."
— Natasha Romanov, on Steve Rogers in the 21st century. (via hellotailor)

This is one of my favorite Futurama moments. :)


Abed sighting in Captain America 2!!

Looks like him going back to Greendale was just a cover for some secret SHIELD operation. They probably recruited him because of his unexplainable ability to pierce through the veils of reality, or that thing he refers to as ‘the fourth wall.’


Dude, if the Hunger Games were real and I was one of the ones picked, before they’d even get a chance to send me to the arena, I would like, steal make-up and a wig, and then in the middle of the night I’d disguise myself and set a massive fire to the tower they were keeping me in and slip away during the chaos. Even if I didn’t get away, at least I’d get to burn some Capitol property.

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nightmarenosh:

Everyone has it but no one can lose it. What is it? 
A shadow 

nightmarenosh:

Everyone has it but no one can lose it. What is it? 

A shadow 


I kinda wanna edit the last episode to take out all the bullshit and then give the edited version to my friends who haven’t seen it yet and be like: There ya go, that’s how the series ends.